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NEW IN NEWS
Republican senator defects.
Vermont republican changed sides in the deadlocked US
Senate to give democrats 50-49 edge. The treacherous senator
will make it more difficult for old 5-4 Junior Bousch
to deliver campaign promises of tax cuts and curtailed
domestic programs. The establishment press
which had been expected to clamour against the president's
muted its criticisms of Bush and glee at
his discomfort but instead streesd Bousch's 19 year old daughters
nippings at Austin alehouses.
Holy Hillery: Hill out in front. The establishment press was asked by Sen Hill
to stop drooling in her presence and swooning over her every move.
FBI Faux pas: FBI Bums Out. McVeigh Sentence delayed.
FBI's failure to disclose reams of files cast doubt
conviction. McVeigh the supposed OK bomberstudies his next move.
Gracie Mansion Soap Opera
NYC Mayor Rudolph Guilliani's new sweetheart won't become
NYC's third first lady of the Guilliani administration.
NYS Supreme Court Judge gave exclusive rights to Gracie Mansion
to incumbant wife #2 and barred the insurgent candidate from gracing
Gracie's genteel grounds.
Photo: Bubba Bill Cheering For Pres Hillery.
About the RPPS Society
The Rockaway Park
Philosophical Society was founded in 1971 to exalt the mudane and
ridicule the sublime. It abandoned greater intellectual pursuits to
search for the greatest pizza pie in fullfilment
of Rene Chateau Briand's challenge to philosophers to
learn how to act in a dime sore.
It is the only such society sponsoring a school of national
philosophy in which those of suitable philosophical types may BS and be
BS-ed. It advocates American Standard Jive as the new national
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