sir_harry Sir Harry's Favourite Patriotic Songs
sir_harry Harrison Alfred Andrews

HA Andrews is RPPS Commandant and Director of the RPPS Military Sciences Department. He sees himself as Briton gone wild in a wonderous, exotic land called the US where the sole mark of distinctive native culture is acting like a lout and behaving like a boor.The most primitive tribe would have one undergo an initiation in complex rituals and courtesies. Here one throws in by assuming a wholly despicable form of public behaviour.

A HYMN TO HOLY HILLERY
Holy Holy Holy
Lord Clinton Almighty
Praise Him
Praise Him
Holy Hillery

Virtue Virtue Virtue
Red Flashes of Anger
Blasting to Hell
Traces of Orth - a - doxy!

Holy etc.

sir_harry Bubba Bill

From Draft Dodger to belicose president, Bubba Bill dodged the draft to avoid service. As President he bombed Baghdad and Belgrade to divert public attention from, domestic foibles. His consort Holy Hillery is now a US Senator.

Wags note Bill made an jack-a$$ a US Senator; Calligua made his horse a Roman one.
Bush's Yeller Bummer

dedicated by Sir Harry to the Royal Navy for its efforts to restore civilsation 1812 - 1815

I say did you see
Bush turn tail and flee
A yellow streak through the sky
Voice of Courage Oh My
Left Groveling in Fright
Dust debbils swirl in delight
Groveling in Sands
Stung by the Moose slam
And the Bush yeller Bummer
Flutters in the dust
Before the Strength of the Will
And The Red Fires of dusk
Oh thus be it ever
When Bush cut and ran
Bequeathing Loved Home
To Des - poil- a - tion
Then RUN IF YOU CAN
you pathetic little man

Your Motto HA HA
Praise be folderah!
And the Bush Yeller Bummer
Flutters before the might
of the Strength of the Will
And the Red Fires of Night



Sir Harry's Favourite Patriotic Songs © 2003 by HA ANDREWS ALL RIGHTS RESERVED



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